Spuzgob's roars of disbelief could be heard all over the camp and all greenskins, except for the vey biggest looked nervously about them. Shouts like that could only mean one fing- bashin time!
Spuzgob glared at the veteran night goblin, who despite all his sneaky attempts seemed to come back from every battle - without his army true - but alive none the less.
"Lets 'ear dis one den" snorted Spuzgob.
"Well", the night goblin beagn "It wuz like die..."
"We wuz goin' along looking for Gork (or mebbe its Mork's) goblet thingy when all ov a sudden we comez across anovver mob o' ladz. Well they wurn't nun ov us, so dey can't o been up to any good, could dey.
So dat big balck orc boss you don sent got da ladz lined up good and proper.
And dey all linz up on da udder side
Well den we all just goes fer it. It wuz crazy - dey got loadza shaman - green bolts kickin off everywhere. Well I sez we goes fer it - me and de ladz had a bit er an argument as did dem orcs wot woz wiv der boss. He gev a good slap ter sort it out and we all settled. But dem black orcs, dey just went on marchin.
But de crazy ladz in em chariots got ahead and demz uvvers started poppin arrers at de black orcs. But de little loonies on der wagon squished loadz o spiders and de big squig nuttas done gone squished some pig boyz.
Well me and de ladz 'ad piled inter a uge loadda gobbos and it were crazy fer a bit but den dey ran away and me and de ladz follows, catches em and dat scares off der gobbos wiv der bowz. So dat wuz good. well except for dem big carzy squigs goin' after 'em!
But da boss and dem orcs - dey got minced by dem big orcs in purple. Dey woz fierce. ANd once dey done fer da boss dey goes fer dat rock lobba - but who cares it woz bloomin useless - only killed one gobbo! Stones miles away or it wuz broke.
But den one of dem sneaky mages he lets off dis nasty cloud wot looks like a moon and it goes all over dem black orcs and dey just drop dead see. Only woz one left 'er dem - eh was proper mad. He wuz going ter rip de head of da mages, when one blew up and der little guys got da udder wiv da wagon.
So den me and da crazy black orc and da wagon we goes off after dem orcs. We'd seen two Trolls around too, but dey wuz just munchin grass all game so wez left 'em alone. They can be right fierce when cross.
One a de wolf lot 'ad a go at 'em big orcs, but dey just mashed 'em up - et da dogz en all!
So dat black orc he goes fer all dem big orcs on his own - well dat don't end up well and they'ze right after him; when we decided it wuz best to come back and tell you wot 'appened and dat's how it wuz.
Spuzgob looked at the night goblin, who shofter nervously and with a mighty roar Spuzgob swung his axe and split two goblins who just happened to be passing in two.
"Ow come" growled Spuzgob "Yer always getz yer sneaky hide back 'ere"
"Just lucky I guess boss" replied the night goblin.
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