Warboss Spuzgob can't believe his ears!

If it wasn't that his normally reliable Black Orc Champion Basha had confirmed what had happened Warboss Spuzgob would have eaten the squeaky little night goblin in front of him - mage or no mage.

"So tell me again, one more time" - he asked, scratching his thick skull.  "I sent you to look for Gork's cup - and then what happened?"

"Well", said the puffed up little mage this is what happened"...

The Warriors of Chaos lined up ahead - a line of slavering hounds, two chariots behind them and a unit of mounted warriors to their side.

The ladz put the Doom Diver on the hill, there was a large unit of night goblins with a few loonies in 'em, the black orcs and on either side- wolves and spiders.  Before you could say Gutrat's a sneaky gobo, the spiders disappeared into the woods and the wolves were off chasing across the field like there was a herd of squigs after 'em.

So we wound up the doom diver and I dunno - somat went terrible wrong.  It just sort of broke.  The gobbo smashed into the post I fink and that was that - bits of wood everywhere!  Didn't fire once nor nuffink.

And , well then it got a bit confusing - we all marched forwards.  I cast night shroud to keep the ladz hidden.  We heard a load of horrible snarling off in the distance - never did see them wolf boyz again - but there was a few less of them big dogs but they was a lot fatter.

Anywayz we got close enough to let the loonies loose - they wuz brill.  Smashed straight through them tin boyz on their moving dinner.  But blow me the tin boyz panicked - not like them, theyz usually hard az nailz.  But they ran straight through all the night gobbos - we got one though.

So they had to turn round smartish.  But then one of them charioty things ran straight at one of the loonies - got smashed to bitz and the other ran into Basha's lot.  Well all hell breaks loose then.

A load of Bashas lot were only fit for cookin, but the rest of em wiv Basha, picked up them big axes and started bashing it good and proper.  Then the spiders come pouring out of the woods an all.  And that was the end of that.

Them two loonies left span into each other and strangled themselves.  More for the pot.  So that's how it was.  The spiders set off after them there dogs - tastes nice they do.  And Basha and his ladz comes over to 'elp us wiv the tin boyz.  But them tin boyz didn't wait and attacked us.

Well we wuz doin ok, but themz not nice ter fight but there wuz loadz of us though.  Well to start wiv anyway.

So the spiders et all 'em dogs and starts scuttling back. 

Basha's getting closer and then - we managed to duck them tin boyz and gut the horses - two of 'em.  So then there's only the one left and he turns tail to run - but we caught him.  So there's loadz 'ter eat for everyone!

Well thought Spuzgob.  He's got a point - no cup yet, but loads ter eat is always good.